Today, the flags at Cinderella's Castle in Magic Kingdom are at half-mast

Embattled CEO Michael Eisner took one last trip to Space Mountain today as he officially ended his twenty-one year tenure at Walt Disney Co. After the ride was over, Eisner quickly darted down to see how the mid-ride picture came out, only to widly laugh when his raised middle finger was blurred out.

The following Disney characters have issued statements today:

"Mike would always make fun of my ears. That wasn't cool. Otherwise? Not a bad guy... not a bad guy at all", said Dumbo.

"We are sure gonna miss him", cried Perdita on behalf of the other hundred dalmations. "Now whose office are we gonna poo in?"

(Pinocchio would only release a statement if he was allowed to prove with DNA lab results that he was a boy but no one believed him.)

"Who's Michael Eisner?", said Mulan. "Yeah, I didn't see my movie either".

Beast, who initially said "asjfasofijasfa" would like the general public to know that he's launching a rap career, with a single titled "Beauty's Jus' A ****" to hit radio stations never.