He told me to do it, blame him! Wait, don't, he's got lightning

White House officials are denying reports that President Bush said that God told him to go to war with Afghanistan and Iraq. After all, when you make one of the most catastrophic lie-ridden mistakes as leader of the free world, you might as well point fingers (upwards) at God.

George: What should I do?
God: Be good to your people
George: ...andddd anything else?
God: Keep your faith
George: Yeah, yeah, I get that.. I get that stuff. But what about, oh, I don't know-- Afghanistan? Iraq? What should I do about them?
God: And why do you bring them up, George?
George: War? Karl, he said it, push some buttons!

When intending to please the middle America that voted you in with your overtly faith based decisions, you know you are screwing up when they won't even back you. Pissing off Republicans and Christians within one week? George is losing more friends then the fat kid from Sandlot once he got to high school. In regards to using God as an excuse for war, Andrew Blackstock (director of a Christian group) says ""History is littered with examples of people doing the most bizarre and sometimes wicked things on this basis. It is a line of argument that can be used to justify anything without ever being verifiable." Mysweetbeard agrees, although it would be hard to justify God telling you to cook spaghetti with a toaster.

BBC attempted to give the White House a tape of their program on this situation, but they refused to comment on a private conversation, which somehow negates the purpose of the press conference that a White House spokesperson held, thus rendering this post worthy of spontaenously combusting. Poof.